Musta Had a Good Time
Hey, y'all, is that my dog up on the roof?
And, good God, why's my car out in the pool?
All I 'member was a phone call, now the party's on
Somebody knockin' at my door
And I don't know what the hell went on round here last night
Now I'm picking up beer cans, what a mess,
Oh Man, who's that passed out in the yard?
All that's left in the fire pit's one of my lawn chairs
And a piece of siding off my barn
Somebody doin donuts musta hit the mailbox
Cause it's laying out there in the road
There's a flood in the bathroom
A hog in kitchen, a dude on my couch with a bloody nose
And I don't know what the hell went on round here last night,
But we musta had a good time
Hey y'all why's my bed not in my room?
And, good God, how did my face get black and blue?